Oh! Old ass Gangsters with your Tims and Mink Coats,
Your clothes say its cold, but it’s your nignorance the weather supports.
Oh! Old ass Gangsters why are you wearing that hat?!?
If Baseball caps were meant to be mink, don’t you think the Eskimos would have patented that?
Oh! Old ass Gangsters you hangout with three young “Kats”,
56, 48, and 42, riding in your ‘94 Lincoln with bats
Talkin’ about how you have the hottest crew,
Well you did, back in 1932.
Back then you use to run the show
Until you crossed the Detroit River in a broken boat
Because you knew in Germany when you shoot at them,
They actually shoot back at you!
Oh! Old ass Gangsters why is everyone else “wack” but you?
You say “da bomb” who the fuck are you trying to fool?!?
You date women that have purple hair,
And the color of your hat always matches your underwear,
All your life they told you, you wouldn’t go no where,
AND THEY WERE RIGHT!
Oh! Old ass Gangsters you’re the only reason why “Belly” was ever made,
And you swear to God that you are “paid in the shade”
But everybody knows the only reason you stay paid
Is because you get unemployment from accidentally being shot in the leg
During your mandatory weekend with the army reserve.
Oh! Old ass Gangsters you make me laugh,
Doing nothing with your time and threatening to beat that ass,
Clownin around town complaining about the wind that almost knocked off your hat.
This is why I can’t wait for Suge Knight and Kwamye Kilpatrick to turn 70 and then move back.
Just another reason why I love my city!!!
--Mike G
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